|You Are Heineken|
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
By the way I edited what I did not like about this description. It was wrong so I deleted it.
Don't you judge me.
Addendum: Ha, Ha and don't judge me on the fact that I deleted things I disagreed with but left in the stuff about being drunk all the time.
Some day I will tell you about how I celebrated graduating from seminary and it will all make sense.