Thanks to Following Frodo.
Which Princess Bride Character are You?
Oh, if only this were true here are the miracles I would perform...
- Immediately snuff out all redneck attempts to burn trash with a thorough drenching of the materials to occur if there is plastic in the burn pile... or at the very least create a constant breeze around my house so that the smoke does not just sit in my living room and watch tv with us.
- Odorless spread.
- Winning the lottery without buying a ticket.
- Oh yeah and end world hunger and peace throughout the world... whatever - the smoke and spread are a good start.