When you are outside where the tractors are mowing
and the plows are spreading
and the birds are chirping
and the chipper is chipping
and you are having a hushed but stressful conversation when all of the sudden the church chimes start to LOUDLY play the hymn that you sang at your wedding do you...
d) stop and stare dumbfounded
e) kick him in the nads!!!
For the record I did (a) which kept me from doing (e).
He did (d) then (c).