Thursday, June 5, 2008

Cover Letter

Dear Church I Want to Go To:

I have your beloved Associate Pastor. If you hire me no one gets hurt.

Peace.
The Reverend Will Smama


(too forward?)

20 comments:

God_Guurrlll said...

LOL!

Good luck on your search.

Joan Calvin said...

Oh, the search process can be awful. (Not that you don't already know awful.) You are in my prayers.

imngrace said...

That's funny. I do hope that something opens up for you soon. Prayers for this crazy process and for you.

Looks like I'm coming close to where you are at the moment. Maybe we'll find each other.

Jane Ellen+ said...

lol

Well, that would be one approach...

peripateticpolarbear said...

Well, this time of year there are a lot of associate pastor candidates out there, so maybe you should go with something more valuable....like the ugly green carpet in the foyer that must. never. be. changed.

Mary Beth said...

Hahahaha

I think that "Peace" is what makes it

the. perfect. letter.

Songbird said...

I'm with Mary Beth.

cheesehead said...

LOL!

Cathy said...

That is so funny. Direct and to the point.

Kathryn said...

You know, you bring me so much laughter my friend, - even (or perhaps specially) - around serious things. Praying the hostage taking exercise bears fruit!

mibi52 said...

Yes!

BTW, many thanks for your advocacy re MS. As someone who has MS, I appreciate your passion for a cure.

Towanda said...

Loving PPB's suggestion!

Shawna Renee said...

It's perfect. Don't change a thing. Good luck!

Sue said...

Yup, that ought to do the trick.

Juniper said...

I'm with ppb, only make it some big blonde painting of Jesus instead....

St. Casserole said...

You should just be able to pick out where you want to go. They'd be durn lucky to have you.

We will all be references for you.

Susie/Nueva Cantora said...

Love it!

We should all be so direct :)

sherry said...

So, are you the rumored person who has accepted a call to our parish.....oh wait, wrong denomination. Shoot!

Auntie Knickers said...

Teeheehee! Can I steal this for my daughter who is seeking a call (different denomination)? I just read a mystery story centered on a pastoral search process -- scary!

Hot Cup Lutheran said...

damn we're not competing for the same spot are we... cuz my cover letter sounded a lot like this one!